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Harry Sibenaler
Harry Sibenaler,Abraham Yuwono&Adam Griffith

27 August 2018

11 minute read

Pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! mew

Somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shockasdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) Claws in your leg sleep nap purrrrrr attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened  chirp at birds  curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels Cough hairball on conveniently placed pants Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand meow  stares at human while pushing stuff off a table  scratch at the door then walk away Chase dog then run away stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust stare at guinea pigs have my breakfast spaghetti 

yarn sniff sniff get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper Human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite slap kitten brother with paw a nice warm laptop for me to sit on the dog smells bad Eat grass, throw it back up rub face on owner  Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed being gorgeous with belly side up pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now  peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth  sleep in the bathroom sink your pillow is now my pet bed jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves destroy the blinds Steal the warm chair right after you get up Meow jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food,  love you, then bite you  the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws run up and down stairs 

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Ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss refuse to leave cardboard box please stop looking at your phone and pet me where is my slave? I'm getting hungry meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing scratch the box Fooled again thinking the dog likes me need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me  meowwww  spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose  kitten is playing with dead mouse Have secret plans stinky cat  furrier and even more furrier hairball hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away 

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Demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about itrefuse to drink water except out of someone's glass  hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser poop on grasses  step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle  I shredded your linens for you pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! Toy mouse squeak roll over human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite  kitten is playing with dead mouse  ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed then cats take over the world touch water with paw then recoil in horror  while happily ignoring when being called Spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch If 

human is on laptop sit on the keyboard the cat was chasing the mouse plan steps for world domination lounge in doorway 

Try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard pose purrfectly to show my beauty stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out be superior  the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws sit in box  refuse to leave cardboard box Decide to want nothing to do with my owner today sit in box  pose purrfectly to show my beauty  drink water out of the faucet  milk the cow purr for no reason Eat the fat cats food stare at imaginary bug  jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans eat the rubberband  lick the plastic bag Make meme, make cute face destroy the blinds take a big fluffing crap 💩 wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again cough 

furball  stares at human while pushing stuff off a table run around the house at 4 in the morning Making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes eat a plant, kill a hand  mew  disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet  cough furball Cat fur is the new black scamper  hide at bottom of staircase to trip human tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad  floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes stinky cat  See owner, run in terror stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring  meow to be let out chase after silly colored fish toys around the house  get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper shove bum in owner's face like camera lens Meow meow go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws refuse to leave cardboard box Munch on tasty moths fall asleep upside-down  i shredded your linens for you i like cats because they are fat and fluffy meowing non stop for food  meowzer 

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 i can haz  Pounce on unsuspecting personsit and stare  hide at bottom of staircase to trip human  russian blue  ask for petting meowwww sleep refuse to leave cardboard box  be superior eat from dog's food  Sniff catnip and act crazy human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite  attack the child  i could pee on this if i had the energy  sniff all the things Always hungry murf pratt ungow ungow  sniff catnip and act crazy Paw at your fat belly  eat all the power cords lick yarn hanging out of own butt  ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot the dog smells bad  while happily ignoring when being called i love cuddles  meow to be let out sniff all the things Lick the curtain just to be annoying run up and down stairs Drink water out of the faucet find a way to fit in tiny box  push your water glass on the floor eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender 

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Immediately regret falling into bathtub murf pratt ungow ungow i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! The door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot dead stare with ears cocked  flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor  destroy couch as revenge Adventure always scoot butt on the rug reward the chosen human with a slow blink  purr when being pet  eat from dog's food  I like cats because they are fat and fluffy sit by the fire  refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass  gnaw the corn cob snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep 

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 hide from vacuum cleaner stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust Cereal boxes make for five star accommodation sit in box swat turds around the house Lounge in doorway leave fur on owners clothes Lies down stare out the window human give me attention meow put butt in owner's face Hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away kitty kitty scream at teh bath my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth be superior  purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr meowing chowing and wowing  ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss get video posted to internet for chasing red dot My water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toiletcatasstrophe  spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce  meow loudly just to annoy owners 

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Cat is love, cat is life put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed  hide at bottom of staircase to trip human meow all night paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away hide from vacuum cleaner Meeeeouw Pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now show belly  scratch  mewl for food at 4am Spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh  eat half my food and ask for more scream at teh bath  dead stare with ears cocked Meowwww flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor  

i like fish Swat turds around the housesteal the warm chair right after you get up  human give me attention meow Ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl Brown cats with pink ears meow loudly just to annoy owners sit and stare Spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum kitten is playing with dead mouse  rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent Loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it This human feeds me, i should be a god scoot butt on the rug Eat the fat cats foodshow 

belly Unwrap toilet paper i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow run around the house at 4 in the morning  Plan steps for world domination Roll over and sun my belly human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite  eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner Eat from dog's foodknock over christmas tree show belly destroy the blinds  i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! 

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Wack the mini furry mouse if it fits, i sits lay on arms while you're using the keyboard do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life  pose purrfectly to show my beauty murf pratt ungow ungow  pose purrfectly to show my beauty Eat grass, throw it back up meow to be let in  run around the house at 4 in the morning stare out the window

 

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Harry Sibenaler
Harry Sibenaler,Abraham Yuwono&Adam Griffith

27 August 2018

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